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Unoriginal

You pretty much just took I wanna be the guy and made it into a flash game. I don't really care about all the glitches, etc, because it adds a challenging theme. I didn't finish the game, however, because it wasn't even as close as enjoyable as I wanna be the guy. Anyway, you lost the 4 points because of unoriginality.

6/10
3/5

Amazing Game!

Although it takes a long time to load, it turns out amazing. You really feel like your Helen Keller. I would like to tell you people more but I don't wanna ruin it. Trust me its worth the wait!

Overall:

Gameplay: 5/5
Graphics: 4/5 A little shady in some spots
Idea: 5/5

Could use some improvement.

The controls were a bit....off. My hands were bent to inward and it was quite uncomfortable. There were also a bit limited, but I don't think there is much you could add to the game. Also, sometimes a block would just barely nick me and I'd die, which got really annoying. Other then that the game was enjoyable.

4/5
8/10

Why is everyone sucking up to this...

Don't get me wrong, it was a great game, but its been done before way to much. It all started with Kitten Cannon (I believe) and since then more and more have sparked up. Another thing is the game is quite long for how repitative it is. But those are really the only cons; everything else is superb. I really enjoyed the music, all though it got slightly annoying after a while.

8/10
4/5

Well...

It was a great time killer. It was quite easy, in my opinion. I beat it in 12 minutes with around 110 accidents my first try, and I wasn't even playing for some of those minutes (I was eating). Once I got the basics and a few tricks down, it was really simple. I don't understand why 90% of the people out there think this was impossibly hard. But enough about the difficulty.

As I said it was a great time killer. Well, at least for the first run through. After you beat the game, there are all the other game modes. I think there all pointless since the game has no replay value, and all the options are the same screen. But replay value really isn't important in a flash game, so I don't care too much.

4/5
8/10

Good Game

It was really easy compared to the first, which I was depressed about. I got to mars in 8 days. Once you got a level 3 radar and a decent fuel tank it was simple. The slight humor with the Russian gave me a chuckle.

Let me just give you the bottom line. Great game, too short, too easy, hard to consider a sequel. Seems more of an 'expansion pack', but oh well.

7/10
4/5

Geat Game, with one major problem.

The game was great. It was very fun and quite enjoyable to play. However, I was a little depressed on the fact that barely any strategy was needed to win. The AI was extremely easy to predict, since it did the same exact strategy every time, so one you found a counter to that, you win. But that was the only real problem. Everything else was extraordinary.

4/5
9/10

Nothing New or Interesting

There was no challenge at all, it was extremely short, and the physics engine was quite bad. Doesn't deserve to be blammed, but shouldn't be the next top game.

4/10
2/5

Terrible

I know this was just a test, but you still could've but a lot more effort into it.
The animation was the best part, but it still wasn't even that great. The artwork was poor. The gameplay was extremely boring. All you did was hit attack, stab, etc. then hit heal. Ill give you some points for some effort.

1/5
2/10

Why is this so famous?

Its a fun game, yes, but it's way to easy.

Anyway, I liked the art style, as well as the music. As I just said, the gameplay was incredibly easy. All you had to do was just click white circles until you got it. More of an interactive movie than a game. Since I'm in a good mood, I'm giving you a high score.

8/10
4/5

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